Selective Hearing Funny Coffee Mug

Not ignoring you — just highly selective.

This mug is for the person who hears exactly what they want to hear and absolutely nothing else. Whether it's tuning out Monday mornings, coworkers, or unsolicited advice, this mug gets it.

• Reads: "I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected today."
• Perfect for coffee, tea, or sipping in peaceful, blissful silence
• A hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who's mastered the art of not listening

Warning: gifting this mug may result in the recipient using it as an excuse. You've been warned.